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Adult Movie Matrix

Adult Movie Matrix

Review date: 17-Oct-2017 08:14. The great American philosopher Yogi Berra once noted sagely that "In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is." And while there is no mention of Adult Movie Matrix by name in Berra's oeuvre, we here at Sex Herald have no doubt that he was talking about this immensely frustrating site.

  • Content quality
     of 25
    15.3 of 25
  • Content quantity
     of 25
    14.9 of 25
  • Design and usability
     of 20
    11.6 of 20
  • Originality
     of 10
    5.8 of 10
  • Reviewer's rating
     of 20
    11.9 of 20

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Intro promises:
Because in theory... in theory, Adult Movie Matrix is a great site. For $30 a month, you get access to almost five hundred DVDs of every possible description. (Straight, gay and bi!) Each scene on each DVD has been digitized at low, medium and high quality settings and can be downloaded in part or as a whole. And yes, I said downloaded: there's no streaming nonsense here: save it to your hard drive and watch whenever you want.

That right there could be a 4-star site, but Adult Movie Matrix goes the extra mile in actually helping you sift through this mountain of prurience to find the specific bit of nastiness that you require. Want to search by genre? Done. See a performer you like and want to find other scenes they're in? Just click on their name. Did you really like 'Brazillian Anal Violations #4' and want to know what was in numbers one through three? Just pull up the series page. Do you worship John Stagliano as a god? Click through to Elegant Angel's studio page. And of course, each video has a gigantic gallery of still preview frames. It's like having a pornographic sommelier at your service. So why, despite all this gushing about the design, am I only giving Adult Movie Matrix two stars? Well, it's that old difference between theory and practice. This site is brilliantly designed, exceptionally well laid-out, feature-full, and... is currently suffering from severe technical problems. For starters, it's slow. Sometimes agonizingly slow. Just loading different pages inside the site seemed to take upwards of 10 or 20 seconds sometimes, and that was on a broadband DSL connection. Downloading the low-quality movies usually took 30 or 40 minutes, and the high-quality movies as much as an hour and a half, rarely exceeding an average speed of 30kbps. On a few pages, the image links were broken, and the movies would not download. But worst of all, on several occasions, after spending all that time downloading a movie, I found that they'd served me up the wrong one: different actors, different scene, different movie! I did not, thank the stars, get served a scene from 'Senior Squirters' when I was expecting 'Grand Theft Anal,' but the horrible possibility lingers.

Adult Movie Matrix is so good in theory that I want to give it the benefit of the doubt. Maybe I caught them on a bad week. Maybe their customer base has grown faster than their network pipe, and maybe they're just having some transient database problems. But until they get their glitches sorted out, this is one Matrix that you should probably leave to the machines.

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